Khy'eras

Doggerel is poetry that is irregular in rhythm and in rhyme, often deliberately for burlesque or comic effect. Alternatively, it can mean verse which has a monotonous rhythm, easy rhyme, and cheap or trivial meaning. Appearing since ancient times in the literatures of many cultures, it is characteristic of nursery rhymes and children's song.

The limerick about "There Once was a Man from Nantucket" would go here. It is one of my favorite irreverent creative pastimes. Please join me in indulging it to your heart's content. Submit your Khy'eras-flavored bad, lewd, and socially inappropriate poetry here!

There once was a man from Fellsgard,
who's pants were always tight.

There was always many a friendly woman,
looking to spend the night.

One day he came to a well,
the depths lay far out of sight.

He stuck his rod down the hole,
and suffered a terrible bite.

There once was a man from Ajtiere
Who's dong was as big as a chair
He'd wheel it around
And when he was found
It appeared he'd already been there