And you walk on by
Posted: March 21st, 2021, 8:38 pm
If life were an apple, today would be the soft, rotten part that no one wanted. Well, that’s not terribly true, is it? Someone would want the scraps and the bits left behind. They would drudge through the trash and pluck such unwanted treasures in order to make ‘Madame’s mystery apple pies’. They would then, in turn, create flyers upon shoddy parchment for these pies where the things nearly crumble at the slightest touch. Then, those horrid little flyers would find themselves in the hands of a poor and unfortunate halfling looking for a mere two coins to rub together.
That’s what would happen to the rotten apples. Cruel profit twisted to a clever torture device all for Nalnis’ suffering.
Oh, if she could count the ways that she regretted this job. Firstly, the height of which the airship ports loom is wicked. How does it not fall apart at the slightest breeze like her buckling knees? Secondly, the waves of crowds were so dense the little dwarf was lucky to catch a gulp of air. Thirdly, and the most terrible of all, not a penny was earned until she got rid of all the flyers. If the gods were watching now, surely all this was for their entertainment.
“Excuse me, would you be interest-”
No sooner had she outstretched a flyer to an older gentleman did he spit at her feet, causing Nal to recoil and bump into another bystander. A flood of apologies sprang forth, a flush quickly painting pale cheeks a crimson rouge while her little heart twisted and turned in a panic; By the time the thought donned of offering this stranger a flyer, though, they had already walked off. A sigh, defeated and heavy, slipped past Nal’s lips and her head hung for just a moment. Such had been the trend all morning: Not a single soul met her eye nor even gave a moment to entertain the poor thing. At this rate, she would go home hungry once more.
Come on Nal, she rallied upon spotting a docking ship, be dwarven.
Gathering all her courage (which is to be not much at all), the halfling crossed the dock and placed herself right in the path of the offboarding crowd. Swallowing her fear, the dwarf shoved a hand out, flyer raised high and eyes squeezed shut.
“Good afternoon! Do you want half off a mystery apple pie?”
That’s what would happen to the rotten apples. Cruel profit twisted to a clever torture device all for Nalnis’ suffering.
Oh, if she could count the ways that she regretted this job. Firstly, the height of which the airship ports loom is wicked. How does it not fall apart at the slightest breeze like her buckling knees? Secondly, the waves of crowds were so dense the little dwarf was lucky to catch a gulp of air. Thirdly, and the most terrible of all, not a penny was earned until she got rid of all the flyers. If the gods were watching now, surely all this was for their entertainment.
“Excuse me, would you be interest-”
No sooner had she outstretched a flyer to an older gentleman did he spit at her feet, causing Nal to recoil and bump into another bystander. A flood of apologies sprang forth, a flush quickly painting pale cheeks a crimson rouge while her little heart twisted and turned in a panic; By the time the thought donned of offering this stranger a flyer, though, they had already walked off. A sigh, defeated and heavy, slipped past Nal’s lips and her head hung for just a moment. Such had been the trend all morning: Not a single soul met her eye nor even gave a moment to entertain the poor thing. At this rate, she would go home hungry once more.
Come on Nal, she rallied upon spotting a docking ship, be dwarven.
Gathering all her courage (which is to be not much at all), the halfling crossed the dock and placed herself right in the path of the offboarding crowd. Swallowing her fear, the dwarf shoved a hand out, flyer raised high and eyes squeezed shut.
“Good afternoon! Do you want half off a mystery apple pie?”